~ $ cd /lab && ls -la▊
THE LAB
Software engineer by the merciless light of day, author by the mischievous glow of moonlight. These are the experiments that escaped. All free. All open source. All slightly haunted.
total 2 · drwxr-xr-x · nothing here phones home
exhibit_01 / status: alive
MechApe
A local, private LLM studio. No cloud, no account, no separate install.
Projects, Claude-style skills, and live file knowledge — a full AI studio that runs entirely on your machine and keeps its mouth shut. It brings its own llama.cpp engine, so there’s nothing to install first. Out of the box, nothing ever leaves the house. Remote models are strictly opt-in, loudly badged, and mildly judged.
- Electron
- Node.js
- llama.cpp
- Local-first
- MIT
exhibit_02 / status: possessing this very site
Haunted Tech
A dark art-deco WordPress block theme with a ghost in the machine.
The full-site-editing theme running the page you’re reading — CRT scanlines, glitch animations, a 3D-spine bookshelf, and a terminal that lists web novels like unfinished confessions. Built for authors, artists, and anyone whose brand is best described as “dimly lit.” MIT licensed; haunt responsibly.
- WordPress FSE
- PHP
- ACF
- Block Theme
- MIT
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